October 25, 2026Dr. Phil conducts an emergency safety inspection of a medieval catapult, armed with a parchment checklist and the expression of a man who has just found a boulder secured by a dented bucket. The throwing arm is crooked, the ropes are frayed, and one wooden peg slides out when touched.
The crew explains that they fix the peg by hitting it with a mallet before launch. The sling is repaired with the royal cook’s belt, the frame doubles as a lunch-hour chopping block, and the emergency stop procedure is “yell at the squire.” Dr. Phil suspends operations while several knights quietly stop leaning on the mach
Today's completely unnecessary Dr. Phil moment.
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