At an unnecessarily fancy hotel, Dr. Phil has discovered a luggage carousel that simply cannot stop bringing up everyone’s baggage. He has rolled up his sleeves and begun the intervention. Today’s completely unnecessary Dr. Phil moment.

A medieval castle has installed its first drive-thru, and somehow Dr. Phil has been put in charge of teaching armored knights why they cannot order lunch while their horses are still standing on the drawbridge. Today’s completely unnecessary Dr. Phil moment.

A county fair made the questionable decision to put Dr. Phil in charge of judging high-fashion scarecrows. He is taking the straw tailoring, posture, and emotional availability of every contestant far more seriously than anyone expected. Today’s completely unnecessary Dr. Phil moment.

Somewhere between a misplaced umbrella from 2147 and a Roman sandal nobody will claim, Dr. Phil has decided the real problem with time travel is personal responsibility. Today’s completely unnecessary Dr. Phil moment.

When the subway stops between stations, most people check their phones. Dr. Phil apparently opens a suitcase full of hand puppets and begins addressing everyone’s unresolved commuter trauma. Today’s completely unnecessary Dr. Phil moment.

Somewhere around the year 900, a Viking feast has stalled because nobody knows whether bringing an entire smoked fish counts as a side dish. Dr. Phil has arrived in full Norse attire to settle the matter with a serving spoon, a deeply concerned expression, and absolutely no historical qualifications. Today’s completely unnecessary Dr. Phil moment.